The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I hide windmills in my house upstairs. Guess I’m a bit of a fan attic.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Who was the fattest Renaissance painter? Donutello.
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
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(7 votes, average: 1.71 out of 5)Loading...Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...For a while I was afraid Obama might not win—it was a case of Baracknophobia.
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