The Wedding at Cana proved that Jesus was a wine/eau.
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NED: Joe Malignant is no longer my friend.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – he’s always spreading tumours about me!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The sad irony: as soon as I broke my neck, and lost feeling ‘down below’, the girls suddenly wanted my number!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I had a dream that it would rain on my camping trip. How pour tent-us!
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