Wigmakers have the best customers – they always want toupee!
Pun of the Day
Why do sorcerors light so many candles?
Because – they’re Wickin’!
Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
A new sovereign nation has appeared quite Sudanly.
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
My friend was fired after he stabbed his boss in the forehead with a fork. He sued for prongful dismissal.
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
Which mineral ought to come in standard containers? Quartz.
Raising chickens isn’t easy. You have to think outside the boks.

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