Heads of state don’t play volleyball. It could a set a president. It spikes ill of any such figure who seeks a bump in popularity.
Pun of the Day
Does Bono buy expensive-brand groceries?
No, he shops where the treats have no name.
Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
There are pigs that sound just like horses, in my neigh-boar hood.
I went to the North Pole, it was very see Nick.
Most people can’t write poetry. They should leave it to the prose.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
An app-based bra-sharing service: Büber. The competition is Lift.


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