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12/22/201710/19/2012

A defibullator saves lies.

(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

10/09/2012

I love bread. I’m a gluten for bunishment.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/03/2012

A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

08/31/2012

I made it to the vinyl round of America’s Next Top DJ.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/28/201206/27/2012

A woman’s encounter with bees can have lass sting consequences.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/24/2012

To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/21/2012

When someone told me there had been a mixup and all my sausage was buried underground, I immediately exhumed the wurst.

(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

03/30/201203/29/2012

A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/07/2012

When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

02/12/2012

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)