You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)Loading...People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?
I knead ewe!
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
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