Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”
There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
Those who make cross-stitching puns are knit-wits. No more barbs or needling!
Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.
Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?
George Foramen.