The triumphant geologist shouted, “All your basalt belong to us!”
Pun of the Day
In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?
Tony Danza’s blood type: O A
Have some fast food – it’s Good Fry Day!
Those laid off from my company are jobless person I fired.
After a hard day’s work, Osama bin Laden likes to relax by applying ointments and a soothing bomb.
There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.
I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.
Do BMWs run on assholine?
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.


