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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a village of mapmakers. When I left home my parents said ‘Son, never forget your routes.’
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A male strip club is a real dong show.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
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