Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do millennials say on Hallowe’en?
“Trigger treat!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
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