Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.
King of Taxis? All hail Uber!
Hear the terrible pun about the insect who yelled at an egg? Just pure egg scream ant.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.