My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...How do you track rodent populations? With a MySQuirreL database.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...People who work at car factories are just out to make a quick Buick.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
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