LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

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WHO’S YO RATTY?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s been mice talking to ya!
  2. Show me your titmouse.
  3. Who’s yo’ Ratty?
  4. Bred anything interesting lately?
  5. I think I’m in lab with you!
  6. I find you so infestinating!
  7. Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
  8. I’ve got my ides on you.
  9. USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
  10. The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
  11. Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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THE RUNNING JOKES

Dear PunGents, we are a couple running a half-marathon as a relay team. She is from the midwest and he is from the deep south. We need a name. ~Karen

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Relayted Couple
  2. The Half-Married Thongs
  3. The Long Distance Relationship
  4. Going the Distance
  5. Half the Marathon I Used to Be
  6. The Running Jokes
  7. Carnal Relay Shins
  8. Across Country Team
  9. Bless Us, for we have Shinned
  10. The Better Halfs
  11. You Shoe Me All Night Long
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HRmy of DARKNESS

Dear Pun Gents, we are HR employees in a healthcare organization forming a team for a 100-mile fitness challenge. There are going to be other teams from other departments, so we need something catchy to identify us as HR. ~Lisa, Richmond

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. HRotica
  2. HRmes (Greek God)
  3. HRmy of Darkness
  4. March into Health
  5. Take it Personnelly
  6. 100-Mile Riot
  7. Friends with Benefit Plans
  8. 100 Miles/HR
  9. Personnel trainers
  10. We had the runs for a century
  11. The Hired Guns
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LIGHT ON OUR FEET

Dear Pun Gents, four friends—two guys, two girls—are doing a 5k ‘glow run’ involving glow sticks and techno music. We need a team name! ~Tracy, Tampa, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Beats me up, Scotty
  2. Off the Beatin’ Tracks
  3. Light on our Feet
  4. The Glowsbusters
  5. Stark Ravin’ Mad
  6. Sticky Feet
  7. Glowrunimo
  8. Rave You To the Finish
  9. Race the Roof
  10. Glowlegged
  11. The Hippydrome
  12. Andre 5000 (metres)

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A HUE GOOD WOMEN

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a group of 40-something fun ladies doing a color run. Can you help us with a name? ~Jo, Beaumont, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Huetonium
  2. Bluetonium
  3. Hue-ten Nannies
  4. A Hue Good Women
  5. Pantones in a knot
  6. Shady Characters
  7. The Pink Hos
  8. Sprectrunners
  9. Purpleslass Exercise
  10. Chromagnons
  11. Colorado
  12. Runbows
  13. Orangetans
  14. Inspectra Gadget
  15. Orange You Faster than That
  16. Green Achers
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TORAH HOLE IN HER

Dear Pun Gents, I am in desperate need of a punny roller derby name! I would really like a badass, mock violent one that has to do with me being Jewish or Diabetic–pretty please! If you can think of as many as possible that would be greatly appreciated. You guys rock, thank you! ~Elyse, Flagstaff, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Die! Abbey Tic
  2. Hebrewno Mars
  3. Jewlia ‘Wild’ Child
  4. Izzy Rails (Israel)
  5. Is Rolly
  6. Queen Insulina
  7. Jeru Slam!
  8. Ruth lass
  9. Blood Sugar Baby
  10. The Glucagoner
  11. Shiva-lry is dead
  12. Shiva LeBoeuf
  13. Little Prick
  14. Finger Pricking Good
  15. Synagogue Reflex
  16. Torah Hole in Her
  17. Type 2 Killer
  18. Judge Dreidel
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LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOBBERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need creative names for two south Texas ladies tennis teams. Tournament is January in San Antonio, so we need hot names for a cold-weather tournament. ~Beth, San Antonio, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Alamommas
  2. The Antonio Bandieras
  3. It Tex Two
  4. Gringers
  5. Some Like it Swat
  6. Forehandplay
  7. Quality Service
  8. Unforced Arias
  9. Looks are Deuceiving
  10. Straight Ace
  11. Tough Love
  12. Ten-is Pretty Cold
  13. The Baseline Temperatures
  14. We Love -40 Below (Love-40)
  15. The Racquettes
  16. Lady Chatterley’s Lobbers
  17. No Sets on the Beach
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DOZEN GET ANY EASIER

Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name. Twelve of us (7 ladies, 5 gents) are doing a race called the Ragnar Relay: a 200-mile race from Huntington Beach to San Diego. The race takes about 24 hours, with running straight through. Maybe something to do with Lactic Acid. Some names already used are: Lactic Acid Flashbacks; Dear Legs, I am Sorry; We Got the Runs. ~Zach, California

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ragnarok Stars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragnar%C3%B6k)
  2. Lactated Shin Consultants
  3. 1 Day and Confused
  4. SoCal Hoaxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair)
  5. Dozen Get Any Easier
  6. Runnin’ Ragnared
  7. Miley Sigh-us.
  8. The SDTees
  9. Two-Four the Show
  10. Marathunder
  11. Sweatier Report
  12. Sole Searching
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DIAGNOSIS: THE RUNS

Dear Pun Gents, we are on a tough mudder team at Lake Tahoe. We are a bunch of military medical personnel from Oregon who like to drink beer and have a good time. We aren’t able to agree on team name (I said blood, sweat and beers but that was vetoed). I would like  something clever, cheeky, slightly vulgar–but no swear words (my mom is on the team). ~Rachael, Klamath Falls, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Trouble Brewing
  2. Medevacuating bowels
  3. Iron OR
  4. The OreGoners
  5. Diagnosis: The Runs
  6. Mighty Morphine Power Rangers
  7. Beer and Gloating near Las Vegas
  8. Mediculous
  9. Mudderly Love
  10. Tahoes of the Town
  11. Obstacular Shleptacular

 

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