Which famous Russian would not have approved of Vladimir? Rasputin.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When is a knot not a knot? A: When it’s not.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I scratch cows. I’m a moos itchin’.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Never argue with a cow. It’s a mooed point.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I just farted on you!
ED: Why, you cretin – I am a gassed!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The two lawyers had a torted affair.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m afraid your critique of my gift decorating technique is a mis-wrap presentation.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...