Noblemen don’t take any crap.
A vegetable farmer was feeling left behind by technology. In frustration he threw a bushel of peas on the floor. He cried “Now that’s a pod cast!”
Do foreign baseball players speak pitchin’ English?
Best of #KennethColeTweets by @pungents:
- Send those old clothes to the gulag. Dressing well shouldn’t take a 5-Year Plan.
- Black Plague Friday Sale! Ladies, your BUBOS will never look better.
- If our new line of Boleyn shoes doesn’t go viral — our heads are gonna roll.
- Enron, not walk to check our new executive menswear.
- Our Cambodian outlets are piled with high skull collections.
- Into the Spanish look? Make an Inquisition at the desk – we will forcefully convert you!
- We got Tutsis in Suitsies – everybody’s gonna Rwanda one!
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
To become an expert at meditation, you have to do your om work.
The fruit juice entrepreneur was quite snappley dressed.
Valet drivers love the limo scene.
I sneezed during a knock-knock joke. Guesswhonteit!
When it comes to spreadsheets, I pull no punches. I column as I see em.

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