Which Australian mammal is wise? Wallaby damned, it’s the can gurus.
Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
I come from a village of mapmakers. When I left home my parents said ‘Son, never forget your routes.’
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
A male strip club is a real dong show.


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