I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do photographers enjoy each other’s company?
Yes, there is a lot of cameraderie.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Do bucking broncos get rode rage?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Genghis Khan sleep his way to the top?
Yes, the Mongol whored.
(9 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)Loading...Do parole officers suffer from constipulation?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting stuck in a cave builds character, through, you know, delayed grottofication.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The Emperor Penguin ruled the Birdish Empire. He fought a war against the Ostrich-Hungarian Empire to liberate Turkey. When he could not gain any Moa territory, the Emperor was not Emused. He decided to invade the Florida Kiwis instead.
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