My pancake maker was stolen, syruptitiously. What a waffle experience – I feel like I’ve been creped. Who will solve this griddle? It’s a salt and buttery: but will the charges stick?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Too many talking parrots: pollyyammery.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Who doesn’t believe in Santa? Yoko Ho No.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The women are somehow bouncier, on the gal o’ pogos islands.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re doing just fine without an Irish accent. If it ain’t brogue don’t fix it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s bigger than a big rat?
A huge-mongoose (and of course, a ginormouse).
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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