Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
How do you ruin a Lebanese militant’s breakfast? A: Take away Hezbollah cereal.
Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?

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