Life under the waves is unhappy. Everywhere you look, you sea anemone.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?
Gondola.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do roads and butt cracks have in common: asphalt.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The epicentre of radical feminism is New York City, aka Man-hatin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
(10 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Needing a massage is a happens tense situation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Clothes you can’t take off aka linger-y.
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