The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ’emeral.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The skeptic had his VISA rejected. They said “Sorry sir, I’m afraid you have max doubt.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Obama need to go shopping for nylons?
Because – he lost the support of the hose.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I heard they’ll elect a new strongman in North Korea by the end of the weak.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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