You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
Letterman’s latest mono log was a singular piece of crap.
For years the tobacco companies marketed smoking to minors. Even now they sell cigarettes by the cartoon.
My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he’s like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan.
Your favourite All Bran commercials can be brownloaded from the Internet.
If you wake up with a dinosaur penis, take Jurassdick measures.
Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.

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