I used to live in a tarp; that was the ex-tent of my housing.
If you want to have fun at church, better bring a parish hoot.
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
History’s most agreeable tyrant: William the Concurrer.
When I saw the depressed mathematician, I asked “What sum adder with you?”
There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
Frozen french fries will give you cool-tuber-osis
If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remains un-Finnished.

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