If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remainsĀ un-Finnished.
The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
Little known fact: Chewbacca was played in the movies by Bigfoot; he was a Yeti knight. (I read this on Wookiepedia.)
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Why did the bitter former sound-effects technician lose his hair?
Because he was an ex-foley hater!
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Driving your car off a cliff is one way to achieve better mile ledge.
I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
Anyone placed in a jar against their will has been vialated.


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