Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I adopted my child–in case it wasn’t a parent.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to fatten up the hogs, but the piggins were slim.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It doesn’t add up, but summer is already here.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Who was the most indecisive dinosaur?
Staygosaurus.
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