In the early 1900s Italian immigrants lived in spaghettos. But now that’s all in the pasta.
Indian restaurant at the Athens Acropolis: aka The Part the Naan.
To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Confession: I’ve been eating my kid’s dolls, all hopped up on Barbie chew ates. But I Ken stop at any time.
All the best Valentine’s gifts are made of wooed.
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.


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