Anyone who can read music must be rather cleffer.
Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
Do professional speechwriters have to fill out a lot of rant applications?
At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.
Bilbo gave up the Ring, saying “Better Safe than Sauron.”
How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.
My pale friend Ted is looking for a good tanning parlour. I told him to post a “Help Wan Ted” ad.
Some people think that hiphop artists are more prone to sexual assaults, but I think that’s rapist.


