I can never manage to make a salad. I find my colander is just too packed.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Barack Obama is much younger than his Republican rival. He was recently quoted as declaring, “I don’t need my cane as president!”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Of all the native tribes attempting to settle land claims in court, only the Sioux have been successful.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I know a coffee shop that’s been in business 40 years. That’s long java tea.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
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