What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after making a video-game joke?
“No pun Nintendo’d!”
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Scandinavians live at the edge of the Earth, ie Fin land.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...We will do any kind of scatological joke, except if it’s ass poonerism.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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