There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.
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Loading... (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... (4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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