My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
(409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5)Loading...Being a Starbucks barista is not a good job, but it’s their latte in life. It’s an espresso train to nowhere. It’s a foam pas. I don’t hold their work in a steam.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do basketball players like to iron their pants?
Yes, they’re expert at the full-cord press!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I made a Hallowe’en pun in January. Guess I spook too soon.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day.
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...Do Egyptians like potty talk?
No, but they do enjoy pee-Nile humour.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
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