When New Orleans was sinking, all FEMA did was declare Louisiana a state of emergent sea.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Ancient Egyptian mummifiers practised poor hygiene. Unfortunately they didn’t have time to clean out the mummies’ bowels, before the bodies were in turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Aspiring HVAC contractors should make sure they have their ducts in a row.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To win at intramural prison softball your team needs to jail at the right time.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he took his bath?
“You reeka!“
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.
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