A ‘bovine three-way’ is difficult, but ménage a bull.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The dyslexic Classicist thought Homer’s OCD was a mess.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...George Eliot‘s parents knew she would be a novelist. Because as a child, she was a tomeboy.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
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