Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
Tylenol gives me hallucinations of windmills. Acetominophens.
Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
Disney made a movie about a man who lit his farts. They called it Butane and the Beast.
Every deaf man’s dream is to have aural sex.
Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
Elementary school talent shows are intense. Some of the competitors really go for the juggler.


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