My dyslexic child wants to read War and Peace, after hearing about the famous Russian novelist Leo Toystore.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Upset about mink coats? You’re raging in fur, no?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mobile technology has not freed mankind from slavery. This, despite the promise of the self-own.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Some grievous afflictions could benefit from better PR branding. E.g., have you heard about the exciting new disease, Übercoolosis?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What do you call crappy French clothing?
A zut suit!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Jonah fell asleep and got swallowed alive by a whale. Good thing he wasn’t sharkoleptic!
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
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