Some media outlets produce twice as much crap as normal. Especially when they’re biassed.
Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
Greece is known for its Aegean population.
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.
Upset to find himself in deep water, the sea captain became can’t anchor us.
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.

