NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
Lining up to urinate is pee-queue-liar behaviour.
NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
NED: I’ve lost the ability to post in my online journal.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Writer’s blog!
I stole a ladder. I know–It was a rung thing to do.
Three bad bowls in a row, aka a ‘gutterball turkey’.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.
Women have no experience with bubble gum in Portugal.
You must shave down below if you live in a mow nasty hairy.


