Chaste unmarried couples shouldn’t travel abroad together. That would be illicit foreign-cation.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which bird is most easily embarrassed? A: Hawks. They are just so… hawkward.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They certainly enjoy their pig rodeos, in Buckingham Palace.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My calculus teacher is hot. She derives me wild.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Political correctness is so out of hand that anyone merely carrying a watch can be branded a Nazi— you know, for wearing a Swatch-ticker.
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