RUNNING FOR COVERS

Dear Pun Gents, we need a fun team name for our five-person relay team for the God’s Country Marathon. We would like it to include something about our fund-raising efforts for a new town library. Thanks for your help! ~Nicole, Coudersport, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Shelf Service
  2. Stacks of Cash
  3. Running for Covers
  4. Spineless Runners
  5. 26 Smiles
  6. Shelfish
  7. Run on the Banks
  8. Take the Money and Run
  9. Bookie’s Bet
  10. Fund Intended
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SPRINT CHICKENS

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I participate in running and tri events together and need a kickass team name. We are all very different people, but we like to be silly, have fun, drink, joke, and laugh together. We’re from Baton Rouge, LA, and we’re a melting pot of bartenders, waitresses, hair stylists, nursing student, vocal artists and a painter. ~Liz, Baton Rouge, LA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rouge the Day
  2. Mixed Results
  3. Service Sector
  4. Tri Hard
  5. A Legged Criminals
  6. Pass the Baton
  7. The Running Jokes
  8. Baton the Hatches
  9. Sprint Chickens
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DR. MEMENTO

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dr. Memento
  2. Collectobull Market
  3. Call Collect
  4. Collection Connection
  5. You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
  6. C-Bay
  7. Memorabble
  8. Trinket or Treat
  9. The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
  10. The Complete Set-Match Point
  11. The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
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LADIES AND GENTLE MANNERS

Dear Pun Gents, I’m starting a women’s anonymous group in my area and I want cheeky name for our organization. Our goal is to bring women together to offer support and come together rather than be catty towards each other. It’s a safe haven where women can share struggles, successes, being single or married, talk about kids or lack there of, politics; just anything that crosses a woman’s mind–but in a lighthearted way. Thank you so much for you time! ~Tiffanie, Tyler, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Out Gal Advancing
  2. A Femmeral
  3. T[w]itter [or just Titter]
  4. Go Ssip on Something
  5. The Brathel
  6. Ladies and Gentle Manners
  7. Disparate Housewives
  8. Haven No Ball
  9. Womenbledon
  10. Chick Chat Co
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EXTREME INSULINS

Dear Pun Gents: The JDRF (Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation) is starting a running club to train and do some races, with a marathon at the end of the season. We’re looking for a name. Some words to spark your sass: insulin, pancreas, glucose, islet cells. ~Sarah, Excelsior, MN

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. [Running with] Extreme Insulins
  2. We didn’t just bond: We Glucose
  3. Banting and Panting
  4. You Sugar Me All Night Long
  5. No Man Is An Islet
  6. Tryabetes [or Tri-abetes for Triathlon]
  7. Pancreassassins
  8. Don’t Believe the Type
  9. Diabeat You Up
  10. Do or Diabetes
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TOUR DE FRIENDS

Dear Pun Gents, my husband and I are forming a cycling team to do charity rides (we don’t race anymore) with some friends from LA. We are from Massachusetts (Cape Cod). Happy to pay your fee for some good names! ~Kim, Orleans

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Gearly Beloved
  2. CodPieces
  3. Bikoastal
  4. Tour de Friends
  5. Dirty MassCals
  6. Ex Race
  7. The Cause Way
  8. Velociposse
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LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

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WHO’S YO RATTY?

Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It’s been mice talking to ya!
  2. Show me your titmouse.
  3. Who’s yo’ Ratty?
  4. Bred anything interesting lately?
  5. I think I’m in lab with you!
  6. I find you so infestinating!
  7. Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
  8. I’ve got my ides on you.
  9. USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
  10. The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
  11. Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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