Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.