NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
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With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
(28 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
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