Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Every time I scrape myself, I have a big cell abrasion.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I swallowed a large pair of earrings. Can the doctors remove them? I remain hoopful.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I went to Damascus and, stumbling around drunk, got impaled upon some jagged glass. Immediately I felt Assyrian pane in my side.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...After the nuclear accident, the ground seemed to glow, almost as if it had its own floor essence.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)Loading...The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
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