My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
anatomy
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.


