Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
anatomy
if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
Is it true that having a big nose is caused by a rhinovirus?