I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
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(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
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