I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
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