What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Do mice have their own eek! onomy?
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
Dromedary – camel that gets annoyed when you milk it.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Where can you buy alligator steaks? At a swamp meat.
Do wasps like porn?
Yes, beestiality. As for ants, they’re into formication.
Hear the pun about the rooster who celebrated Remembrance Day?
It’s a load of poppycock.
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.