During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Allahphants are God’s creatures.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
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Parallel barking!
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“Moo chews grass yes!”
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