I don’t have any livestock after China took over Macau.
animals
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
I get upset about Asian canine-smugglers. They really know how to pooch my Bhutans.
What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!
What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
Do mice have their own eek! onomy?
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
Radioactive cows are a glow bull phenomenon.
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?


