Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The farmer was at a loss to produce more beef. In a last ditch effort he put all his cows in a cyclotron. So sad… he was really spinning his veals.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Elephant tusks make me anxious. I vory.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog wrote a novel. Unfortunately, it was terrible. The plot was so arf-fetched.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I tried to cross a grizzly with a cow, but I was bearly a bull.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Do pigeons make a lot of noise?
ED: Don’t ask me – I haven’t got a coo!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Successful matadors have a talent for not getting gored, which is very sense-a-bull.
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I saw my dog playing poker, so I yelled at it, ‘Eu-cre!’
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus brought the dead pigs back to life?
He turned slaughter into swine!
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