Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
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Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
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