The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
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Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
NED: How was your trip to the farm?
ED: Very bizarre!
NED: Why’s that?
ED: Well, I never thought I’d see a wasp screwing a bull, butt lowin’ bee-hole – there it was!
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!