Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why was Blackbeard upset when he misplaced his jars of urine?
Because a pirate without p is irate.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Charles Dickens was quite moved after witnessing the foul, unhygienic conditions of the English workers. One time he saw a man spitting phlegm down a sewer, and was so disgusted that he wrote a novel about it: Grate Expectorations.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Boomer government reports that Depends spending is on the rise, especially incontinents with European forces or near the Pissific Ocean.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
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