If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When someone farts he becomes the scenter of attention.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The first philosopher to postulate the existence of the private bathroom: John Locke.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...As a stumbling drunk threw up all over my garden one night I looked up at the sky and whispered, ‘This is truly heavin’ on earth.”
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I was ordered not to pee off the cliff. I felt I was at the edge of oppress a piss.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Urinating with a friend? There are co-peeous reasons y0u shouldn’t.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I wish I could piss on a tree! Oh, how I’ve pined and urined fir that scents of pees! Or at least dribble on my balsam.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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