I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Laxatives are embarrassing: those who use them experience a lot of more-defecation.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Solving constipation is a matter of bran over brown.
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
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