People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...There is a cure for constipation which involves eating, not less, but more, until you’re stuffed. It’s very expensive, however, this ‘bloating’ laxative. It’s for the swell-to-doo.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Napoleon came to New England, it was quite the spectacle; the people were so excited that they would pay admission even to watch him break wind! In Bangor in particular, the French Emperor’s farting was considered the Maine vent.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a lineup at the women’s restroom, and they were so upset there was talk of revolution, ie a queue des twats.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
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