When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man who won’t give you the clothes off his back is very selfish shirt.
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