Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
clothing
When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
I bought some metal boots. They lead me astray.
Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
The 70% off sale at the coat store caused quite a frockus.
I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
Anyone who curses me for donning donkey skins has ass wearing problem.


